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The Jersey Sprinkler is when you fill a colander with diarrhea, tie a string to the handles and whirl it in a circle above your head.
She needed to call in a professional carpet cleaner after I gave her home a Jersey Sprinkler at her son's bris.
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When standing in a group of people, urinating while spinning around in a circle
At the concert I was getting really crowded till I pulled a golden sprinkler to back everyone up.
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When several females sit in a circle and masturbate to the point where they squirt all over each other.
I wouldn't mind seeing those chicks in Squirting 101 do a Cincinnati Sprinkler with each other.
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When two men each masturbate into one of their hands, go up to a crowd of people and high-five several times, causing their semen to spray onto the unsuspecting victims.
Mark: "Hey Ben, want to go crowd sprinkler those people?"
Ben: "Sure! Meet back here in five minutes."
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When a woman masturbates to Jerry Springer’s show and becomes wet.
Jerry Springer (on the show)- And how does this make you feel, Natasha”
Karen (watching his show at home) -“OHH JERRY THAT FEELS AMAZING AAAGGGHHHH YOU GAVE ME A JERRY SPRINKLER”
A sophisticated tool used for spreading "jizz" evenly over multiple objects, commonly known as stuff.
I piled all off the stuff in the middle of the room and used my amazing jizz sprinkler to spread the jizz evenly over all the stuff.
Anal Sprinkler - when have anal sex, and you pull out and your jizz sprinkles everywhere.
"Dude, last night we screwed and let me tell you, it was a real anal sprinkler!"