a group of guys that mob your car trying to make it look impeccable (!!??) whether you like it or not.
(You talking to your buddy while waiting for the light to change): Oh, here they're coming again, the bloody squeegee squad. Damn!
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One who sucks a guy completely dry
GET AWAY GERRY!!! Your a real dick squeegee.
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please refer to bums as hygiene impaired squeegee technicians now
person; look at that bum taking a shit in the box
other person; they're called hygiene impaired squeegee technicians now
person; screw political correctness
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1. A woman who sucks the life out of a man through nefarious means
2. A term of endearment among certain Alaskan males
3. a rare sexually transmitted disease carried by albino Peruvian midget cliff divers.
1. "After she got me drunk she turned into a squeegee headed penis leech. It felt good but I feel like I need to vacuum and dust now and why am I wearing Dockers"
2. "My snowmachine got stuck and the squeegee headed penis leech laughed at me as he rode by."
3. "Sylvia has a great body for a woman three feet tall, and her accent and pale skin make her exotic, but that squeegee headed penis leech she gave me made steak tartar of my dick!"
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The act of a man ejaculating on a womanβs midsection and having the woman squeegee the cum into her vagina with the intention of getting pregnant.
Yo Bro you have a kid now? Ya bro I banged this chick and she did the Atikokan Squeegee.
I played The Squeegee Boys in fantasy this week and got that W, son.
Having a bye week in fantasy football. Too easy.
I played The Squeegee Boys this week and got that free W, son!