Breakfeast Squeezer

Getting a hand-job while eating breakfeast.

Last time I was in Amsterdam I had a cup of coffee, a muffin, todays newspaper and a breakfeast squeezer.

Lemon Squeezer

Someone that gives you hand jobs.

I could use a lemon squeezer.

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deuce squeezer

another way to say asshole

your a fucking deuce squeezer

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Visa Squeezer

A Visa Squeezer can be described as an individual who enters a country and obtains a visa under false pretences to take advantage of the system for individual gain.

I got married to someone I don't even know, it cost me 5K but I have now got a Visa and I can stay for as long as I like (Visa Squeezer).

I dropped my kacks and got up the duff and had a baby with this mug so I could get a visa (Visa Squeezer)

turd squeezer

An alternative way of saying asshole. Typically this term is used to describe an individual who may very well be an asshole, but at the same time they are not worthy of your top shelf profanity.

Brian is just a useless turd squeezer. Not an asshole, because asshole would insinuate that , while having a shitty attitude, he actually tries to be a productive member of society.

grape squeezers

Jeans for men that make a moose knuckle so tight your berries turn purple.

Those grape squeezers are so tight his nads are gonna pop!

Squeezer to the dome

1. Miming a masturbatory action followed by a flinging action directed at the face of another person. While miming these actions one must yell "squeezer to the dome!"

2. Literally performing a masturbatory action followed by flinging semen at the face of another person. While performing these actions one must yell "squeezer to the dome!"

1. Getting laid off is a real squeezer to the dome.

2. I gave her a squeezer to the dome and she was mine forever.

3. In the film "The Silence of the Lambs" FBI Agent Clarice Starling got a real squeezer to the dome after she first met Hannibal Lecter.

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