damp squib

A type of firework (squib) that has become wet (damp). Basically, a dissapointment.

Well that was a real damp squib!, I'm going to go home now and cry! MUUAAHHHH!!!

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Apple Squib

The Apple Squib is the greatest thing in existence, according to the national South-Korean census in 1989.

In South-Korea, they really do love their Apple Squib.

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Squib

A believer in conspiracy theories.

John's only purpose on our Facebook group was to post links to various conspiracy theories. He was a total squib.

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Squib

v. to fakeout a friend by looking just past them and pretending to see someone you know by looking excited and waving your hand like you're trying to get their attention.

Guy 1: (looking just past the shoulder of the victim) "Mikey, what's up man? How are you?"

Guy 2: (turns around to look at who Guy 1 is talking to)

Guy 1: "Squib! Gotcha bro!"

Guy 2: "Man I feel like such an idiot."
Guy 1: "You ARE an idiot."

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Rangle a Squib

To have bowel movements; take a crap.

Oh man, I had to rangle a squib this morning. It was a brutal one!

squib

A ridiculous game played on a billiards table that includes a cyclical order in turns of 2 to how ever many balls there are in pool players in which you attempt to knock people out by somehow stopping the ball in play with the cue ball. The ways to stop it is by knocking it into a hole in play or physically stopping the ball before the next person can keep it rolling. Rules include that you can only throw from the ends of the table and you can't knock the balls into the holes adjacent to where you're throwing from. Contact is encouraged and breaking things is common. Potentially one of the most ridiculously random and fun games ever created.

I played squib last night and broke my arm and a mirror. It was so badass.

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squib

a mother fucking hot dude, who apparently is an ass, but that don't matter

hhahahahah! u kissed squib, but damn he's hot!

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