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squid

A squid is someone who doesn't get invited to a party. A squid instead stays home and plays video games and has the time of his life.

"Yo Andrew didn't come tonight"
"Wow what a squid"

by nure99 September 21, 2014

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Squid

A male who is a push-over when it comes to women. Most often, a squid encompasses certain characteristics that cause him to be an individual who frequently gets walked over by females. A squid is the type of guy who kisses a woman's ass and showers her with gifts with the intention of gaining her favor - it is the only way he knows how to gain a woman's attention because his game is extremely limited. However, despite his efforts, he never succeeds because of his pussified and chumpish squid-like manner.

Dude, stop kissing that bitchy girl's ass - you're acting like a total squid.

by Z@cHf@ng July 26, 2011

22πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


squiding

Sexual act involving the insertion of the testes and semi-limp penis into said vagina.

I fucked so long I had no choice but to go squiding last night.

by delusional in Tx December 28, 2010

16πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Squid

Simply a way to label a person a cunt without having to use the word

What a massive squid

by Mangwanani October 13, 2010

22πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Squid

a fucking badass octopus

person 1- β€œLeo looks like he’d be an octopus”
person 2- β€œNah he’s definitely a squid”

by oldmcgloghlin February 22, 2019

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Squid

Someone who is being a big dork, aka a useless ball of jelly. Related to the cartoon Rocket Power

The band geeks are a bunch of squids

by googlebear October 1, 2012

11πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


squid

a backstabber, snitch, or untrustable person. commonly used by somalians.

Guy 1: Yo that guy just took my spot in line!
Guy 2: Fuckin' squid!

by tyebb September 28, 2011

20πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž