A squid is someone who doesn't get invited to a party. A squid instead stays home and plays video games and has the time of his life.
"Yo Andrew didn't come tonight"
"Wow what a squid"
7π 3π
A male who is a push-over when it comes to women. Most often, a squid encompasses certain characteristics that cause him to be an individual who frequently gets walked over by females. A squid is the type of guy who kisses a woman's ass and showers her with gifts with the intention of gaining her favor - it is the only way he knows how to gain a woman's attention because his game is extremely limited. However, despite his efforts, he never succeeds because of his pussified and chumpish squid-like manner.
Dude, stop kissing that bitchy girl's ass - you're acting like a total squid.
22π 16π
Sexual act involving the insertion of the testes and semi-limp penis into said vagina.
I fucked so long I had no choice but to go squiding last night.
16π 11π
Simply a way to label a person a cunt without having to use the word
22π 16π
person 1- βLeo looks like heβd be an octopusβ
person 2- βNah heβs definitely a squidβ
7π 2π
Someone who is being a big dork, aka a useless ball of jelly. Related to the cartoon Rocket Power
The band geeks are a bunch of squids
11π 7π
a backstabber, snitch, or untrustable person. commonly used by somalians.
Guy 1: Yo that guy just took my spot in line!
Guy 2: Fuckin' squid!
20π 17π