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Someone who always is upset or grumpy, always wears dress clothes tie and yes the tie clip, and lastly hates EVEYTHING!
Hey Squidward have you finished those errands yet?
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Smacking a girl with your dick and balls simultaneously, leaving behind a squidward shaped imprint.
Scoring system for imprints;
Ball imprint only: 2 points
Penis imprint only: 1 point
Squidward imprint: 10 points
“I laid down the squidward on her hardcore”
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Someone who is so negative and in constant state of distent. Those whom have joy when bad things happen to others
My wife is such a goddamn squidward...
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When a man walks up behind a woman that is laying down, and lays out his balls covering her eyes with the penis over her nose and mouth. Causing the woman to appear like squidward, while creating a muffled speech and jostling the cock when she begins yelling.
She passed out on the couch so I snuck up behind her and woke her up with a squidward.
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The sexiest mother fucker around.
you: hey squidward
squidward: hey hows it going?
you: *internally* omfg hes so hot what do i say next???
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Shutup squidward no one asked for your opinion!!!!! The guy from spongebob squarepants with the really big nose.
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The act of placing ones balls onto the eyes of an individual while the shaft falls onto the nose and mouth creating the look of a squidward mask
Fool you passed out with your shoes on so you got the squidward hahah... "damn"
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