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A phrase you say when on the brink of a squirting orgasm.
"So I was banging this one bitch, banging her so good, that when she was about to squirt she yelled "SQUIRTLE SQUIRT!" Shit took me by surprise bro."
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when you finger your girlfriend and she squirts like the Pokemon Squirtle.
Bob: dude my girlfriend squirted like squirtle when i fisted her last night
Jack: wow your girlfriend has a squirtle vagina
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A stealthy shart that sneaks up on you without warning.
I was on my way to the bar when *BAM*, Ninja Squirtle attack.
when someone makes a FAILED pokemon reference
made up in Smiles's BlogTV show
"I like to spank my mankey sometimes"
wow that was an awkward squirtle
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When you jizz up your own or someone elses nose.
Duuudeee, I totally gave Colin a Reverse Squirtle last night and he sneezed it out!
the act of filling your ass with water, or any other beverage, and farting it out into the air or someones face (including your own).
my neighbors lawn needs to be watered so im gonna go get kyle to super squirtle all over it!
A gooey blue turd that occurs after drinking an excessive, maybe hospitalizing amount of blue gatorade
Cooper - “Just got out of the hospital and finally the slimy squirtle came out!”
Michael Jordan - “that’s great news buddy”