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“Oh really!”
“Who dya have for English?”
Harry Stafford: “oh really!”
Stafford Middle School: Home to the flattest girls, the perviest teachers, and terrible administrators. Sports wise they all suck at everything besides football, which they are actually pretty decent at.
Mike: You see that girl from {Stafford Middle School}? Her ass is nonexistent!
this fucking school sucks ass. the girls have no ass and the guys try to get pussy when theyre literally 11-14 years old. like bro go learn your times tables not learn how to fuck someone in the ass. the teachers are such pervs and will flirt with eachother when theyre wife of 20 years is waiting for them at home. the only good teacher is mr rogers / the band director. all the girls have 128398 layers of mascara and look high half the time. the 6th graders r annoying as shit. they think theyre so quirky for vaping when in reality theyre gonna die at 40 bc their lungs r more fucked up than their grades. they all cheat and the teachers are so oblivious to it. everyone here is either gay or homophobic. i can see why trent shits on us so much.
Stafford middle school sucks balls
A man who drives up and down Stafford Avenue in search of homosexual relations with any willing participant.
Jim: Hey man I could really go for a blowjob.
Bob: You should go pick up a Stafford Avenue Queer. They're always out cruising looking to give dudes head.
Jim: Fuckin eh. I'm Stafford Avenue bound!
A place where our school officer got arrested because he liked little kids, hallways smell like ass and shit, bathrooms are disgusting and not clean, teachers are annoying asf and you will meet lots of fake people here!!
person: what school do you go to?
person 2: sue wilson stafford middle school
person: ew! that place smells worse then my grandpas ass.
basically the trash can where all of the gays, red necks from Frednecksbrug, the ghetto wannabes, thots, and those who think they all that cuz they have Jordan's or wear boots and khakis...
Pretty sure half the staff get dicked down by freshmen. Why else are they always staying after school?
The AP watch porn in their office and give kids ISS for having heir phones out
The 3 flights of statues and the long ass walk to the parking lot don't help either. No one all the fat ass kids always the ones last to class and look like they had a heart attack when they sit down.
The cheerleaders and the rest of the thots always dressing like sluts and and playing games
So if you like white trash, whore teachers, and unloyal thots? Come to stafford. At least the sports, drama, and band are good
Chris: Where u go to school?
David: stafford senior high school
Chris: oof. That shit hole
a girl with blonde hair, nice eyes and suits with theon. she is really porny and loves to have sex, like she has in the previous days. she is very popular and made out with eddy.
ruby stafford