stalk

Street slang for celery

"Man, this salad is rockin' my world! What be the secret shizzle in my salad-izzle?"

"It's stalk, beeyotch."

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stalk

A hoeish female who chases and flocks toward groups of males; Ho

tommy: " look at that stalk over there with all of those men"

Billy: "isnt that your ex?"

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stalking

this is the verb used to describe the act of studying while walking!!!!everyones seen someone do it at some point!!it never works!

Jim:"have you studided for that maths test tomorrow?"

Tim:"No, but ill stalk to class"
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Emma:"hey, have you seen Jim anywhere we were supposed to sit in biology together?"

Aoife:"oh, i just saw him stalking for french in the coridoor"

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Stalk

A stalk is something that won't stay faithful, always persitantly trying to leech social status from several organisations.

He pulled a Stalk (he went into the wrong bed, again)

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Stalk

a ferral beast.

stalk is a ferral beast

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stalking to

the act of standing in close proximity to a person of interest for a long period of time, eavesdropping with the hopes of jumping into the conversation. Feelings of intimidation, anxiety, and inadequacy usually prevent the person from succeeding, they just end up making a fool out of themselves. This would happen at social events (bars, parties, seminars, business conventions). Intentions can be sexual or job related (networking).

Matt has been stalking to that girl for an hour! why doesn't he just step into the group and ask her out so she can shoot him down!

Tom will never get that position at Leiman Bros if doesn't stop stalking to their CEO. That is bad from; he is completely out of his league!

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organized stalking

“Organized Stalking is a form of terrorism used against an individual in a malicious attempt to reduce the quality of a persons life so they will: have a nervous break-down, become incarcerated, institutionalized, experience constant mental, emotional, or physical pain, become homeless, and/or
commit suicide. This is done using well-orchestrated accusations, lies, rumors, bogus investigations, setups, framings, intimidation, overt or covert threats, vandalism, thefts, sabotage, torture, humiliation, emotional terror and general harassment. It is a “ganging up” by members of the community who follow an organizer and participate in a systematic “terrorizing” of an individual.”
-Mark M. Rich

Organized stalking is a crime against humanity.

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