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Stallonism

A school of film making that centres on action flicks. Specifically, high-budget action flicks that centre around a bad-ass actor playing a bass-ass character being bad-ass for around 90 minutes.

The plot is often excluded/unnecessary.

Well, it had Jason Statham in it but it was obviously a piece of Stallonism.

by Howe_zat July 7, 2010


Stallone Insta

The act of dying while imitating something from a Stallone movie while posing for Instagram.

Damn did you hear Greg died having sex with Sandy B on Instagram? It was a real Stallone Insta

by Pauliewise November 21, 2021


Silvestri Stallone

A famous Hollywood personality who gives goofy-looking performances and talks wif a weird accent, but composes lovely movie-scores.

It would only be logical to assume dat dat Silvestri Stallone was da one who composed da soundtracks for da Rambo films, but it was actually da equally-talented Jerry Goldsmith.

by QuacksO March 26, 2024


Sly Stallone

A short ugly guy who thinks he is the Italian Stallion, when in fact he is a steroid user and a man who got off on rape charges and likes to have sex with underage girls too! He is not Rocky! He is a hypocritical asshole!

Wow! Look at Sly Stallone standing over there in his lift shoes and bragging how great he looks for his age!

Dude, he has been busted for steroid use! The dude is a dick!

by RomanHi5 September 4, 2020