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Euphemism for being gay, after Republican Senator Larry Craig claimed that he was not gay but simply had a "wide stance."
"Hey, you got a pretty wide stance there - wanna come back to my place?"
"San Francisco is a place where a guy can widen his stance without fear of reprisal"
"I'd hang out at that bar more, but all the girls have wide stances, i don't think i have much of a chance with any of them"
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1. An improbable or rediculous excuse for one's actions.
2. A rediculous or unbelievable position
Larry Craig's wife swears she never knew her husband was a bathroom-trolling creep, but if you ask me she's taking a bit of a wide stance on that one.
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Standing position adopted while wanking (jerking off) in the shower. From the May 2005 edition of Viz comic.
"So there I was in the rat stance, I'd got to the jester's shoes and she walked in on the vinegar stroke. Nothing could stop me by then"
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A stance normally used by people who are mentally handicapped at around lunch time in school cafeteria's after they are done talking to people. The left foot is forward and the right foot is back, while they rock back and forth while looking at the clock.
Damn it must be 12:10, Sara is doing the power stance again!
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A term that a closet homosexual who has been publicly outed uses in order to deny his homosexuality.
Senator Larry Craig was not soliciting an undercover policeman for sex in an airport bathroom. He simply uses a wide stance.
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The way a prostitute stands on the corner is called the "Buffalo Stance." Dumbass.
"That ho is standing in the Buffalo Stance."
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