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Aye KshKsh
*Calls out a random person*
"Aye kshksh"
"You're going up? Go down on me instead"
3 crore ka stapler
An individual who staples rats to his dead woman.
Yeah, I'm a rat stapler myself, I got 8 rats on my Woman today.
The common human childhood experience of testing what happens when you put your hand under a stapler.
“Hmm… I wonder what happens when I try to staple my hand?”
“I think Jimmy’s about to have a Stapler Test Moment.”
Code for being on your period. To say you got it, simply say you've found your black stapler. If you're dealing with cramps, say you accidentally hit yourself in the stomach with it. When it's finally over, you've lost your stapler. Only use this if you're around people who you don't want to know your personal business - you should never be ashamed of your period.
You: Oh, by the way, I found my black stapler yesterday. I don't feel good.
Friend: I get you. I just lost mine yesterday.
I was shooting stapler in a lift yesterday
The stapler that Milton Waddams holds dearly, he set the building on fire when it was taken from him.
"Excuse me, I believe you have my Red Swingline Stapler"
Occurs when a human is folded in half, coated in metal, and uses teeth to staple objects. Tends to be less costly than a conventional stapler (before calculating costs that come from medical bills)
I had to pay $3000 after Billy used me as The Human Stapler.