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A Posh, upscale, trendy, pretentious coffee shop franchaise hell-bent on putting their more sincere competitors (like Dunkin' Donuts) out of business with their "designer" coffee and latte blends that are merely an ultra-sweetened and enriched concoction of Maxwell House, liquid shit and rat semen. They are mostly frequented by snotty, cardigan-wearing yuppie cocksuckers, corporate scumbags in three-piece suits and working class drones who think paying $4.00 for a cup of coffee makes them more successful and important.
FIREMAN: Oh, sir...sir! The World Trade Center has just collapsed and many survivors need help! Do you have any water you can spare?
STARBUCKS VENDOR: Sure. I have some bottled water over here you can have... for 300 bucks a bottle! Heh heh heh!
FIREMAN: You heartless slug... fuck you!
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A clean and convenient coffee-related beverage provider that allows one to go get a consistently good cup of coffee no matter what town/airport you might be stuck in at the moment. Also, a delightful refuge from the hordes of "hometown" coffee shops run by people with bad attitudes who think they're too good for their jobs and intend to take that fact out on you for bothering to want a beverage served by them in the first place...
See also: A place that the average "Anti-popular-culture-trend-is" Spaz, likes to deride in large groups in order to clearly distinguish themselves from "The Man", "Yuppies," "Rich People", etc. Even though, they'd sell out in a second if they had a chance.
Example: No matter where I travel, I'm always able to order my "decaf-iced-soy-latte" and know that they'll make it right, thanks to the good people at Starbucks.
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The action when your Starbucks coffee spontaneously spurts out of the drinking hole onto your hand and down your clothing.
Bought an americano and as I walked along the street I was unexpectedly starbucked!
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Where every white bitch goes
Ashley - Wanna go to Starbucks?
Jadeveon (to his friend) - I gotta get my hands on this crack they put in that shit every cracker loves it
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1. place where 'yuppies' hang out in the city
2. best place to get coffee...mmm try a white-chocolate mocha
3. located around the corner
"I work at the starbucks on the corner of heather and broadway..."
"um there are like 12 starbucks there?"
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possibly the greatest tasting coffee in the world
the people who dont like this coffee probably drink liquid shit like chock full o nuts and cheaper brands like folgers and maxwell house- they wouldnt know a good tasting coffee if it bit them in the ass
look at all the people on urban dictionary hating on the people who like and drink starbucks cause they cant afford a cup and have to drink folgers
people who drink starbucks have good taste
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Founded in Seattle and The best coffe ever. You can find one on every city block in Seattle, even the space needle
Person 1: Have you seen a starbucks in Seattle?
Person 2: Yes I have there on every city block
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