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Defintition 1 noun : Someone goes was beyond the line that has been set whether it be an insult or a story that is false
Definition 2 noun : Someone who thinks they know all things when in fact they know nothing and shoot down all of your beliefs by using counter examples that don't exist
Definition 3 noun : To be an "asshole" above and beyond the call of duty
Definition 4 noun : Someone who is extremely hypocritical
Definition 5 noun: Someone who has their own standard of time.
Defintion 6 noun: Some who thinks they are attractive and can get any girl but can only get girls that are considerably younger than them
Definition 7 noun: Someone who is so incredibly horny that the stories of their sexual endeavors are probably that of a script to pornography
D1: Making retarded jokes at an autism carnival
D2:Person1:Dude the Marlins are in the AFC North
Person2: No they're in the NL East dude
Person1: Bro they're in the AFC North...google it
Person2: Dude that's Brown Status
D3:In Japan yelling...IT'S GODZILLA!!!!!
D4:Acting holy at church then fucking M-Sat
D5:Someone who shows up an hour later than they say they will
D6: (Self-explanatory)
D7:I totally had a 3some with these girls after asking , "would you like to say hello to my little friend ;) ? "
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When someone you know or are related to works at a doctors office and owns high end goods many of which are only affordable by somone with a doctors pay.
That $600 Element BBQ you got is "Doctor Status"
A Status Battle is when you or more of your friends are either a. not talking to each other in real life but want to send a messing subtle or not to the other to let them know how they feel or make them jealous. or b. You and your friends join statuses to attract other people to believe the same thing or talk to you.
Status Battle Examples
Example for A. Jordan(Im a fight with Julie and i know she likes Eminem and Pink so im gonna play those songs and make them my status to attract her attention).... Julie (Ughh i want jordan to talk to me so bad so im gonna play his favorite music and make it my status)
Example for B. John, Jacob and Schmidt's stauses WALK FOR CANCER JOIN NOW AND IM US FOR INFO
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Term used to describe a prolonged erection with, seemingly, no end in sight.
Matt R. complained of status erecticus whenever he worked with Waseem.
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1. n. When a young boy finally becomes a man and taps some serious ass.
2. adj. A sexually liberated state of existence. Baller.
"Last night at exactly 4:32 am Alex conclusively reached 2.0 Status..."
Noun. The status of being a kingpin. The ultimate status for a Hustler, Pimp, Playa, or combination of the above. Comes from the legal terminology used in the prosecution of leaders of criminal orginizations engaged in conspiracy.
On the very streets Cipher was raised he attained kingpin status.
The act of just whipping your dick out while talking to a girl that may or may not be interested in doing something with it.
Yelling "Whoop there it is" could potentially be appropriate depending on the setting.
Usually this is appropriate during long boring stories about trips to the mall with her friends, the wnba, reading... etc. which no, especially not you cares about.
If you run in to issues with the reaction, it is usually helpful to say "Whacha gonna do with it? Whacha gonna do with it? Can't do nothin, can't do nothin."
The word is derived from the lyric "Whooop There it is"
Ya bro after the party I was sitting there Veronica and she was telling me about Twilight, or her Uncle's funeral or some shit, anyways I went Will Smith Status.
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