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Steamy Blankets is the sexual act in whcih to drunk men boil some Coffee. After climbing into bed together they proceed to pour boiling hot coffee on their blankets. They then lift up the blankets and pour it onto their genitalia. (If there aren't 3rd degree burns you are doing it wrong.) Then the two men engage in the sexual position 69. This should rip the burnt skin right off their penis and since they are durnk they wont feel the pain untill the morning.
We were so drunk last night that Billy and I got into bed and performed steamy blankets and now my penis is burnt off.
Giving your partner a handjob when you have chubby hands
My hands are so gross and fat, like I'm wearing boxing gloves
"Yeah but I bet you give a great steamy mitten"
When you take a steamy shit you’ve been holding in for half a day at least and the stench is unbearable t
Dude check out that steamy garahan I just laid on the football field
When you take a steamy shit into a sock and beat someone with it.
Last night when John was sleeping, I gave him a steamy gibraltar. That sure woke him up
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To give oral sex to a woman while she is on her period and for her to fart at the same time. Giving you a stream of warm air (steam) while eating a red flowing hole (volcano)
I didn't think it was possible but she gave me a steamy volcano for an extra 5 dollars.
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After engaging in sexual intercourse, the male counterpart proceeds to drop a deuce upon the female counterparts face and/or chest, resembling a lincoln log. Thus, a STEAMY LINCOLN.
"Dude, after our W131 class yesterday I took our teacher back to her office and dropped a steamy lincoln"
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A cleveland steamer given by American Idols own Justin Guarini.
After losing to Kelly Clarkson, he thanked the judges by giving out a round of steamy guarini's.
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