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The rolls of a fat women's stomach that crease right around her belly button.
that girl last night was so fat, i mistakenly fucked her stomach pussy instead of her actual pussy!!
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The product of taking too many laxatives.
You: Ugh, last week Leslie gave me candy with peanut butter in it, even though she knows I'm allergic.
Your Friend: Are you serious?!!! What did you do?
You: I left the nastiest little stomach abortion in her kitchen sink while she was on vacation. I bet it totally stinks by now.
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After a night of drinking and feeling really hungry, you order food, take two bites and are full for hours.
I was so hungry I ordered the dinner size at lunch time, had two bites and realized i was suffering from hangover stomach. Meh
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Barf in the noun form, not the act.
How do you know he threw up?
Because there's his stomach stew!
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An unusual sensation in the stomach that results from eating nothing but chicken
Person 1: Whats wrong?
Person 2: I got chicken stomach
Person 1: I told you should have gotten sides with that bucket of chicken
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The moment of having the worse stomach ache ever.
It feels like an atomic bomb is in you're stomach, waiting to explode.
Person 1: Dude, i just had an Atomic Stomach .
Person 2: Oh shit, seriously? Ha, that sucks for you!
Person 1: Ha, forreals, FUCK YOU.
Person 2: Fuck, i think i'm having an Atomic Stomach! (Runs to the bathroom)
Person 1: Ha, that's what you get FOO!!!
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an extremely enormous phallus; a huge cock so large that it internally hits the back of the vagina and scrapes in the stomach.
kelly: omg, i rode scott's dick last night and he has a tooootal stomach scraper!
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