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When your having anal sex "doggy style"; take your hat off and hold it under her vagina. So when you pull out fast, she shits in your hat and then you put it on, keeping your head warm!
"Hey man, why does your Stormy Kromer hat smell and look like shit?" "Well, last night my bedroom was super cold for starters. It got a little wild last night with the old lady and ended up needing something to catch shit in."
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The Stormy Monday is a sexual tactic where the man repeatedly spits on the woman's face during anal intercourse. This tactic, similar to ass to mouth or tea-bagging, is one where the male derives pleasure by humiliating the female.
I was giving her the Stormy Monday last night when she freaked out and left the room.
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A brilliant female entrepreneur. Trump used to enjoy her company, but he now has Sean Hannity.
Tom: Is that Stormy Daniels?
Joe: No, don't be stupid! That's Sean Hannity! You can tell because he's on his knees licking Trump's arse!
Tom: I feel stupid.
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biracial baby who's mom posts too much of her on snapchat but thats ok she's adorbs. cries turbulently from all the awful content on urban dictionary but is complacent about the awful content she writes. THE WORLD IS A CRUEL TRAGIC KINGDOM
stormi webster's mom took her to the park and then posted snaps with filters giving her googly eyes. her fave bedtime story is go the fuck to sleep by Samuel l Jackson.
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A procedure by which one inserts his nose into his or her partner's anus and inhales as he or she breaks wind. Also, the one who performs such an act. In honor of Paula Zahn.
"Oh, that Paula I'll be her detective stormy."
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A very adorable folf on twitter, not to be confused with Stormi folf, another twitter furry.
Stormy folf
Stoooooooooormyyyy
You're a cutie :3
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When your wife,girlfriend or female friend complain about you getting one dish (i.e macaroni and cheese) at a buffet restaurant when there are a variety of dishes. Named for my friend when she jokingly chastised me for getting just macaroni and cheese at a buffet restaurant
My wife hit me with the wrath of Stormie when we were at Old Country Buffet and all I got was grilled cheese
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