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Unfriending someone for stalking you on facebook. Play off the term "restraining order"
"Troyer wouldn't stop posting on my comments so I took out an e-straining order on him"
Indicates a person is giving an exaggeration of required effort.
"If I have to drive you home, I'll need to go 3 whole miles out of my way!"
"Yeah, well don't strain your milk..."
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(After a late night out drinking with colleagues)
Coworker 1: Has anyone seen Sarah this morning? It's already 10:00 and this project is on a deadline.
Coworker 2: Last I saw her was at 2:30 AM when we were leaving the bar after a really late happy hour. I think she called in this morning with the flu.
Coworker 1: Yeah. Must be the Patron strain of the Mexican flu that's been going around.
When you use so much force out your bumbhole.. It burns and bleeds
Oh.. shit I hit third degree shit strain OUCH!! F@#$
/streɪnfʊl,ˈstreɪnf(ə)l/
A sensation of discomfort - rather than pain - felt in the muscles when making a great effort.
"I didn't hurt myself in that yoga class but some of the positions were strainful"
When I person tries to appear more buff than they are by flexing harder than they should.
Person1: did you see Steve trying to impress those girls?
Person2: yeah you could tell he was Strain Flexing.