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Unfriending someone for stalking you on facebook. Play off the term "restraining order"
"Troyer wouldn't stop posting on my comments so I took out an e-straining order on him"
Indicates a person is giving an exaggeration of required effort.
"If I have to drive you home, I'll need to go 3 whole miles out of my way!"
"Yeah, well don't strain your milk..."
(After a late night out drinking with colleagues)
Coworker 1: Has anyone seen Sarah this morning? It's already 10:00 and this project is on a deadline.
Coworker 2: Last I saw her was at 2:30 AM when we were leaving the bar after a really late happy hour. I think she called in this morning with the flu.
Coworker 1: Yeah. Must be the Patron strain of the Mexican flu that's been going around.
When you use so much force out your bumbhole.. It burns and bleeds
Oh.. shit I hit third degree shit strain OUCH!! F@#$
When one tries a new weed (marijuana) batch/strain for the first few times, one is usually more inebriated than usual so you feel more wasted than usual. Folks might act more erratic or unlike themselves.
Friend 1: Hey man you b trippin everytime you come over here!
Friend 2: That's cuz I always be having new strain brain trying out some of your trees and gettin extra funkin high you observant motherfucker!
Being under the influence of multiple different strains of marijuana.
“Dude, I’m so fucking cross-strained.”