Slut Strands

Usually two long unkempt strands of hair dangling at the side of ones face. Often seen worn by women who look as though they've just rolled out of bed after a heavy session.

Favoured by the likes of Meghan Markle and Amber Heard.

"You ready to wear your tiara?"

"Let me fix my slut strands first."

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Stranded Whale

When having sex in the doggy style position, grab both her arms while railing her. The longer you hold this position the more like a stranded whale on a beach she will look.

Tino was watching discovery channel and witnessed a stranded whale while having sex with his girl and attempted to re enact the scene.

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Stranded At Sea

Out there, alone in thought, daydreaming while at sea, happy no one is getting it as the joke is on them.

Tommy kept missing the gaff on the monster Dolphin, as Roger exclaimed, "What are you stranded at sea? Get your head out of your ass and gaff that thing before it gets off!"

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oriented strand board

oriented strand board also known as flake board is an engineered wood product similar to particle board except using wood strands oriented in different directions with resin to form a solid sheet much stronger than particle board or plywood used in construction furniture making and many more uses

that furniture my neighbor built from oriented strand board is strong and beautiful wow

Officially Stranded Productions

Officially Stranded Productions is an independent, Los Angeles based, production company that mostly films and releases short comedy sketches on popular comedy web sites. It has gained a cult following lately due to the growing popularity of it's web series Stranded in L.A.

The web series has been featured on many comedy sites including Funny or Die, Break, and College Humor.

Me: Who actually makes all those sketches for Stranded in L.A.?
My Friend: It's a local production company. Officially Stranded Productions.

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Strand Type Game

A type of game where there is no gameplay, and you just bring things from point a to b.

Friend: Hey did you hear of Death Stranding, I'm thinking of getting it.
You: No don't buy that garbage, it's a Strand Type Game

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The Death Stranding challenge

Finishing the playable sections of the game Death Stranding in a time shorter than the all the cutscenes, preferably under the influence of monster energy drinks

Athena some completed the Death Stranding challenge on launch day