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suck my dick

What you say to somone when you want them to give you a felacio a.k.a blowjob

Suck my dick, you cocksucking piece of shit!

by Vivec May 8, 2004

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Suck my dick

A very straightforward phrase describing a feeling of apathy and denial towards another person's thoughts or ideas. Although mostly used to express one's lack of care for some sort of argument, it occasionally is a literal command. In addition, it is one of the worst possible comebacks in the English language.

Example 1:

Gay Person: "Yo, I got 'x=3' for question 5."

Normal Person: "Dude, that's wrong. It equals 2."

Gay Person: "Suck my dick."

Normal Person: "I would rather not."

Example 2:

Person 1: "Hey, wanna suck my dick?"

Person 2: "...Jennifer, I think we should break up now."

by Sack of Nuts February 18, 2011

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Sucking Ghost Dick

When someone is yawning. This word is used when you see someone yawning.

Person 1 yawns
Person 2 screams: ghost dick, stop sucking ghost dick man!

by Poppeee April 20, 2017


suck a dick fallacy

The idea that a straight man who has sucked a dick and decided he was still straight, is straighter than a straight man who has never sucked a dick.

The term was first came up with by Minecraft YouTuber Dream on Trainwrecktv's podcast on December 18th 2020 when discussing sexuality.

Have you heard of the suck a dick fallacy?

by Aquila1755 August 28, 2022


suck a dick fred

It means your friend frederik should go suck a dick while getting it in the asshole by hes dad

Go suck a dick fred
Fred: No eww i aint gay
Me: Yes you are....
Fred:True....

by goat your friend January 30, 2016


suck a dick desperate

Abbreviated SADD, being “suck a dick desperate” is rock bottom on the desperation scale. The point at which you would suck a dick to get what you are craving.

Me: I ran out of Netflix shows to watch, now I’m suck a dick desperate for a new one.

My buddy: man you’re SADD

by stooch182 September 20, 2020


suck my dick

1) When said by a male, he usually wants his you to suck his penis.
2) When said by me, it means you're annoying the fuck out of me, so go away.

1) "Ohhhh baby, suck my dick"
2) "Haha! You're such a moron, suck my dick"

by Blueknightess March 24, 2005

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