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Look at Arabella, she's tryna hit on some Chinese dude again, what a Chink sucker
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Tits so pert it's impossible not suck her tits or sucker tits. Nipple must be pink and pointy. Shape of said breast must be of a crescent variety
O man. I wanted to sucker tits so bad it hurt my tip.
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A person, male or female, sexually attracted to badge-wielding authority figures.
Ellen: That cop was hot!
Meg: That fat one? With the greasy moustache?
Ellen: Yeah!
Meg: You are such a Badge Sucker.
Much like the action of a sucker punch (where you unexpectedly punch someone in the gut), to sucker dick a person is to either penetrate and/or slap them with your dick whilst they least expect it.
1. Man, I totally sucker dick-ed Jane last night, she was not expecting it at all!
2. "Hey, so is sucker dicking like rape?"
" Nah, it's more like when you're cuddling in bed with your girlfriend and you put in while she doesn't
expect it. It's also when she's crouching or on her knees and you smack her with your dick."
"Oh. Sweet."
3. "And on his tombstone it shall be written, 'Here lies _________: Caring Father, Loving Husband, Sucker Dick Champion".
Someone who just can't get enough.
An incredibly high threshold for either or both physical and emotional pain, coupled with great stubborness (or determination, as they call it) makes someone a sucker for punishment.
A sucker for punishment Is strongly self reliant and independant and take it apon themselves, and no-one else to solve their problems. Their relentless determination and unbreakable spirit means they never back down, never give up, they are absolutely determined to keep going despite what pain it may be causing them, and what obstacles stand in their way. The person is desperate to get things done by themselves, they usually reject help until they literally can't carry on anymore.
To others their efforts may not seem worth it, but for them the victory alone is worth it,never mind the prize, they gain great satisfaction from achieving their goals but failure from resorting to someone elses' help.
Their relentless determination is usually a good a thing, such people rarely fail, but is also often a bad thing.
If they ever can't succeed for whatever reason, they will just try and try and try and try until their apparently never-ending strength has been spent, this is very painful and exhausting to both them and their friends who they commonly reject the aid of.
1:"Damn, that guy's fell off like hundred times, he's bleeding and everything!"
2:"Such a sucker for punishment, when will he learn?"
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One who enjoy slurping on the schlong of a male penis. Can be abbreviated as S.S.
Yo did you hear Cindy is a Semen Sucker? Ya she can really take down a load.
A nod to the popular 90's rumour that Marilyn Manson had some ribs removed so he could suck his own dick. Though in this case the term is flipped and aimed at someone who you consider to be 'backwards', either in their thinking and beliefs or literally just doing something completely the wrong way.
"RANDY?? OH MATE, HE IS THE TYPE OF GUY WHO WOULD CHOP OFF HIS DICK SO HE COULD SUCK HIS OWN RIBS, HE'S A REAL RIB SUCKER"
"Yeah mate, Randy has a mouthful of ribs"