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A mixed drink that can be made in 3 steps:
1. Pour tequila into a highball glass.
2. Add ice and trickle grenadine on top.
3. Fill the rest of the glass with orange juice and stir once.
Note: If you want to make a siberian sunrise instead just use vodka
I'd make more tequila sunrises, but we're out of ice.
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When a woman is asleep, you blow your baby batter in her hand. Then you wake her up by tickling her face. When she goes to scratch her "itch", she gets your special sauce all in her face.
Lindsay was asleep on the couch when Nate came up and gave her a Semen Sunrise.
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Being woken up in the morning by a man ejaculating onto your face.
I had the most magical night with Benson last night. I thought it couldn't get any better and then this morning he woke me up with a killaloe sunrise followed by breakfast in bed. I'm never washing my face again! *sigh*
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a new chester bennington side project our later this year or early next year.
dead by sunrise is gonna rock my sox!
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When a guy wakes up his female counterpart by repeatedly pulling his morning wood back to his belly button and hitting her in the face with it.
Jessica was oversleeping, until I gave her a Cincinnati Sunrise.
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when a man has morning wood, he wakes up his girl and shoves his cock in her mouth when she yawns.
I had some crazy morning wood the other day, so I decided to give my girlfriend the sunrise surprise.
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