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Things that hop, crawl, walk, and swim all on a platter.
The surf and turf was deicious.
A Sexual interaction which must either be performed in Cleveland or by a person born in Cleveland, during this act the receiver must move their hips around in an O shape, while the giver covers the receivers dangly part with tons of lubricant, and then proceeding to give vicious head to the receiver (still moving hips in an O), then whenever the receiver is stimulated to the point of near ejaculation, the giver starts swirling their tongue around the tip like a twirly brush at a car wash then when he busts you catch or spit it in your hand and throw it towards their face
Person 1 : you hear about how jay and his girlfriend broke up because she gave him a Cleveland Surf N Turf?
Person 2 : what the fuck is that
When a woman’s vagina smells like seafood, but looks like roast beef.
Person 1: So how’d it go with Janelle?
Person 2: It was alright I guess. I would’ve ate her out, but she had a surf & turf…
To browse the internet on someone else's computer, or to browse whilst logged in as another person.
Can I surf on your turf?
14th of april. a month after 'steak and blowjob day', which is a man's holiday to celebrate it's a month after valentine's day, which is a women's holiday. surf (fish) and turf (meat) is a holiday for both sexes.
the 14th of april is it national surf and turf day.
The act of having sex with a horse promptly after giving a golden shower.
After the meteor shower, Kate wanted to try Barnyard Surf n Turf.