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The event where Bernie Sanders beats the crap out of Hillary Clinton in the polls.
We have a surging Sanders in Iowa and New Hampshire.
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A term for ejaculating for no real reason, it comes from a candidate from the 2016 US Presidential Election, Bernie Sanders, going neck and neck with another candidate, Hillary Clinton.
Guy: I'm really excited we're gonna have sex again tonight!
Girl: I hope you don't pull a Surging Sanders again...
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Those who oppose an increase in troops in Iraq, like most Democrats and a few Republicans.
Democrats who have jumped in to run for President in 2008 want to prevent Bush from sending 20,000 more kids to Iraq. They are the surge protectors.
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The mysterious effect that clumps most births to 9 months after a major snowstorm. Experts predict that a cold night without electricity incites cuddling in bed, coupled with the subsequent romance and inability to purchase condoms from the store on such nights.
"John, we'll have to schedule an extra doctor next week, we're expecting a storm surge from White Juan!"
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A term used to describe the moment at which everyone in the known universe sends you a text message. Then, once you finish replying to all of them, you spend about an hour sitting there without getting a single new message from anyone.
Dude, my phone was going crazy a sec ago, and now I'm not getting any messages at all...stupid text surges
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It's when you cum out of nowhere.
Girl: So I'm blowing my guy, and all the sudden I get a Surging Sanders in my eye.
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the recurring feeling that you have to take a dump, some what similar to man contractions.
I was prarie dogging all the way home from work, I was having terrible turd surges.