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Loves basketball but cant get any girls....he also made out with a guy named Jabbon Chubbuck
Jumah Sutton made out with Jabbon last night
A woman inserts a sharpie, or other similar object, into her ass and proceeds to masturbate. Upon climax she clenches her ass muscles launching the object across the room into her partner's waiting mouth.
Dude my girl and I did a dirty sutton last night. Man that sharpie was super nasty.
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Probably the shadiest part of the West Midlands it's on the map because of the year 8/7/9/10 road men that take over the streets. There starter pack is usually: a stone island jumper, Moncler gillette, Moncler polo shirt, Emporio Armani man bag, Emporio Armani jeans (or any designer jean brand), Armani Jeans cap, Air Max 95 or Tns or Huaraches. Yes these are your 'harder versions of road men'. Oh and if you ever see a kid pulling a wheelie around this area you are free to assume they are part of BikeLife Birmingham.
'Yo mom lemme go to Sutton Coldfield with my mates and get a cheeky Nando's and maybe rob Poundland, depends wot mood I'm in'
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Built on a bog in the sleepy sountryside near the shit hole of Banbury
Once you move there you never leave
The residents have evolved to have webbed feet so that they can swim around in their frequently flooded shit hole
Inbreeding is not uncommon
did you hear that king sutton CSI has been cancelled? there are no dental records and all the DNA is the same!!
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Sutton steamer is similar in meaning to the cleavland steamer only performed by the people of sutton in the isle.
John told me he gave her the old sutton steamer on their first date.
your casual badminton player that partakes in ear licking contests as well as cleaning door handles while listening to Keith Lemons podcast. He is also great at fitting curtains as well as door frames. In his free time he is a Vicar and likes onion bhaji's.
sup billy no mates that guy drowning in the river looks like an Evan Sutton
The Sutton academy is full of chavvy bastards. The school is a shithole. Year 9 girls wear to much patchy fake tan and think there something. Year 7s are really weird and think there something. Everyone is really frigid and the teachers smell like shit. All the lads think there hard because they go round smoking ched in there ched shed.
The Sutton academy is full of dickeds who go round smoking ched before bed
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