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A quite big piece of land, not so far from Denmark
Sweds (or whatever you call them) ain't nothing but blondes and faggots.
Since the dawn of civilizaition, they haven' been anything but some bloody cowards, who run and scream like a little girl, if as much as think war.
They have always been trying really hard to look like it's neigbours Denmark, Norway and Finland, but it as you can see, it haven't really ever been much of a success.
I shagged a girl from Sweden, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt, not to mention chlamydia.
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The worst country in the world. Full of lazy, racist, homosexual communists. The women reek of their pickled herring rotten pussies and the men stank of ass droppings on their penises. Bathing is optional and usually discouraged. Tootbrushes have yet to be introduced.
Guy 1: Hey, my ass hurts.
Guy 2: Were you in Sweden yesterday?
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A country neighbouring Norway, Denmark and Finland.
Sweden is mostly known for its drunk citizens wandering around in the streets of Helsingør (Elsingore) and Copenhagen buying so much alcohol from Denmark, that even if the Danish economys only revenue was from Sweden, the Danish economy would still make it to top 10 of the strongest economies in the world!
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1. They are always late
2. They are fat
3. They can't spell
4. They suck at math
5. They suck at every sport
6. They wish they could be from Denmark
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Sweden, not to be confused with hell, is widely recognized as the worst place on earth to place your feet. After years of studies, professor Mike Dunningham at MIT discovered that Sweden, being so miserable was, largely due to the Swedes, the people populating Sweden.
Also they suck at card games.
-USING SWEDEN AS A SCARE-
Son: I don't want to eat my vegetables.
Mom: Well, if you don't eat them you could turn into a Swede.
Son: Anything but that! (eats at an incredible pace)
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Where the banana-peelers of Norway origin from. Rather boring and cold country in Europe. Home of racists, non-believers and partysvensker (partyswedes).
Is said to be populated with only hot, blonde women, when infact it struggles with immigration and people fleeing the country due to few work-places.
The place where Norwegians go to buy vodka and fags while fucking swedish brudar (brides) during easter.
Sweden? Isn't that the annoying little brother of...
Norway, yes.
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The most cucked nation on earth.
Accept a million islamist refugees? C,mon don't go all Sweden on me.
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