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A term popularized by the Chuffed community of r/WatchesCirclejerk to refer to a stupidly overpriced swiss watch.
Husband: Honey, we are going to the Swiss Shitter AD
Wife: We?
Husband: yes, I need to get the new Rowleks submariner Superlaxitive chronometer certified
Wife: can't you buy a pagani design that is available at teddybulbasaur.com ?
Husband: no, I can only afford the homage, and get your panties ready for the AD
Wife: why?
Husband: you'll know when we get there.
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Using a cheese grater to climax; originated in Switzerland.
I was feeling pretty delicious, so I decided to attempt a Swiss delight. Yolo.
A delicious drink made by brewing a cup of flavored coffee, and mixing in a package of Swiss Miss Hot Chocolate mix(marshmallows are optional, but recommended). The evaporated milk and sugar of the Swiss Miss blend perfectly with the coffee, and the chocolate compliments it amazingly. Additional milk, cream, or half and half can be added if desired.
Guy: What are you drinking?
Other Guy: Swiss Coffee.
Guy: You mean Irish Coffee?
Other Guy: No.
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A Clever Name For A Vagina!!
Origin Believed To Be In Akron OH.
Check Out That Swiss Mitten It Looks Kinda Grey
A female who has sexual intercourse with a whole crew
Yo Shes A Swiss I Have Her First, You Second, And Me Next
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When you get shot so many times, your body resembles swiss cheese
You heard that Jamal died in the drive by?
Yeah, that nigga got swiss cheesed
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