head swole

When ones head and or face is swollen. Typically in the morning upon waking the face will be puffy and eyes red and dry. The heads appearance could be fatter. Causes range from allergies, respiratory issues, obesity and more.

Yo my allergies are fucking killing me right now. Woke up this morning with my head swole as fuck.

Swole Shack

A place aka weight room...aka YMCA. Where you do work on the weights and get swole. You may develop swoleosis, and it is non-curable but it will be alright in the morning. Swole Shack may include intense swole sessions where you X-plode on the weights and DO WORK SON!

Bro 1: "Yo broski you lookin small, need to get big on the weights and head over to the Swole Shack."

Bro 2: "Ight bro I'll check it out."

2 years later

Bro 1: " Dang broski looks like you been hitting the Swole Shack."

Bro 2: " Yessir bro, all day errrdayy. The doc told me the other day I developed Swoleosis...no big deal."

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swole up

The act of getting muscular/buff or in shape. See swole.

"I'm going to the gym to swole up."

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Baby Swole

Little guy that has above average muscles for their below average size.

Holy shit check out baby swole over there, he could probably lift like 150.

swole pole

When someone ripped as fuck gets a HUGE ass boner.

Steve: Damn dude, you're looking good after that workout! You want a brojob?
Jacob: Nah I'm good man, I'm seeing my girl tonight and I got a swole pole just thinking about it
Steve: Cool, good luck bro! I'm gonna go admire my massive gains in the mirror of a gas station

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Swole Patrol

A brother and sisterhood of Swolebodies, bound together by Muscles, Trust, and Protein. Always leaving a trail of destruction and wet panties.

Person 1: "Man that party was fuckin' wreckin! There was this group of swolebodies just tearing shit up!"

Person 2: "Yah I know, who were those people?"

Person 3: "How could you forget? Swole Patrol, dumbass. They were chanting 'SWOLE' and getting shit pumped the whole damn time!"

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Swole daddy

After hittin the gym youre looking all kinds of swole

Hey Shelby your biceps are huge!" "yeah I'm a total swole daddy

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