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Men's Synchronized Diving

Quite possibly the gayest Olympic event ever.

A: Is that the Ambiguously Gay Duo diving into the pool?

B: No, it's Men's Synchronized Diving.

by Assweepay2 July 31, 2012


synchronous unequivocal postulate

A scientific formula designed to bring clarity to radio frequencies (per the radio frequency spectrum) by determining calculated degrees of readjustments, troubleshooting networks by ensuring the desired stations (hopset IDs) are in synch, and filtering out all discrepancies by reinforcing equilibrium to the respective signals between radio units.

LCpl Joe: "Hey I tried getting a radio check with you, but I hear static and the radio reads 'check synch input.' What's up with that?"
LCpl Dirt: "Well that's exactly it! Use the SUP method."
LCpl Joe: The what?
LCpl Dirt: "You know. SUP. Synchronous Unequivocal Postulate. It's another way to troubleshoot and establish your signal."
LCpl Joe: "Very well. Thanks man. I didn't learn that in comm school."

by jotahu April 30, 2016


spontaneous synchronized dance

An unplanned but obviously pre-choreographed outburst of dancing within a normal, non-party setting by a group of three or more people, usually including singing, as in most films classified as "musicals." Often abbreviated as SSD.

"In an attempt to avoid a fight which they knew they couldn't win, the smaller of the two gangs immediately broke into spontaneous synchronized dance, hoping the movements of their bodies and voices united in song would make the larger gang reconsider their course of action."

by Tom M. October 1, 2007

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Synchronized mowers syndrome

The act of other home owners mowing there lawns because their neighbor, an instigator began mowing there's.

I was watching the football game on Sunday, a lawn mower started rattling my trailer windows..by half time I couldn't take it anymore. My synchronized mowers syndrome had kicked in. Half in the bag I pulled my lawnmower backwards as I'm not that ill yet. My lawn is only up to my knees.

by Petesbeeps July 9, 2017


Synchronized Face Palm

When two or more people face palm at the exact same time.

That was so bad you both just did a synchronized face palm.

by SissySweet March 9, 2011


Synchronized Muff Diving

When two female Olympic divers 69.

“Did you watch the Games last night? You just know the Canadian women’s team did some synchronized muff diving in their hotel later.”

by LinzerTorte July 28, 2021


synchronized day dream

A day dream in which two people that are linked in some way both have. It may or may not be at the same time.

I very much prefer to view us as the madly in love couple that we really are, versus people who have a synchronized day dream.

by SweetPea 2013 September 24, 2017