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Syphilis Hands

actively irritated, red legions on donald trump's meat-digits

When Casino Mobster waved to onlookers outside one of his 600 trials, all of Twitter noticed legions on The Former Guy #TFG hands, which gave birth to "Syphilis Hands" trending and lots of grossed out people who instantly needed eye bleach.

by Uncle Joosie January 17, 2024


Social Syphilis

A condition suffered by those considered socially undesirable. Unlike the STD, physical pain is not a side effect. The most noticeable symptom is an outcast status among friends and coworkers.

Social Syphilis is usually contracted as a result of a bad public breakup, embarassing youtube video, or facebook fight. After being diagnosed, one is typically shunned by others, and is unlikely to enter a romantic relationship for a significantly long period of time.

Didn't you see her big breakup on facebook? She and Tom had a huge fight, he called a whore, and now she's got Social Syphilis. Nobody's gonna touch that bitch.

by Dirk Browitski February 2, 2011


Syphilis

when you eat too many goldfish and its just shit man

you dont want it but you do at the same time

I got syphilis mom. Are you proud of me?

by lemon_enby November 23, 2020


Syphilis

when you eat too many goldfish and its just shit man

you dont want it but you do at the same time

I got syphilis mom. Are you proud of me?

by lemon_enby November 23, 2020


Syphilis

when you eat too many goldfish and its just shit man.

you dont want it but you do at the same time

I got syphilis mom. Are you proud of me?

by lemon_enby November 23, 2020


Syphilis

you give some, you take some

Caoimhe: It's worth the deal
Ciara: What?
Caoimhe: Syphilis my dude

by rachel the supreme leader May 13, 2021


Syphilis

The name an old lady calls her cat when she doesn't know what to call it.

Syphilis where are you?

by AthiestHatesGodSeverly.exe5547 July 19, 2018