The best most swagtastic american stud. Can argue for years about soccer and every girl wants his shlanger.
A- "Hey look its Haver"
b- "Damn wish I were him"
Someone who has male genitalia
Person 1: Hey, do you have a penis?
Person 2: Yes, I'm a haver.
A person who makes and has fun out of any situation, and stays positive no matter what.
A person who can have fun without drugs, alcohol, cussing, and sex.
Dizzy Dyl is a Professional Fun Haver (Positive person)!
a cock-haver is someone who has a cock, now it isn't limited to just males, but trans females who haven't had surgery, or nonbinary folks who happen to be cack-havers
"dude she's pretty"
"she's a cock-haver though"
"even better"
What my friends think I am :(
Person 1:you’re a piss kink haver
Person 2: bro I promise I’m not, I have many links but I don’t have a piss kink
2👍 1👎