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Haver

The best most swagtastic american stud. Can argue for years about soccer and every girl wants his shlanger.

A- "Hey look its Haver"
b- "Damn wish I were him"

by LuuuD June 3, 2022


haver

Someone who has male genitalia

Person 1: Hey, do you have a penis?
Person 2: Yes, I'm a haver.

by insertausernamehere December 11, 2024


Professional Fun Haver

A person who makes and has fun out of any situation, and stays positive no matter what.
A person who can have fun without drugs, alcohol, cussing, and sex.

Dizzy Dyl is a Professional Fun Haver (Positive person)!

by MrProffesionalFunHaver August 21, 2023


cock-haver

a cock-haver is someone who has a cock, now it isn't limited to just males, but trans females who haven't had surgery, or nonbinary folks who happen to be cack-havers

"dude she's pretty"
"she's a cock-haver though"
"even better"

by seanthewordmaker April 29, 2024


Piss kink haver

What my friends think I am :(

Person 1:you’re a piss kink haver

Person 2: bro I promise I’m not, I have many links but I don’t have a piss kink

by TheFagWithoutApissKink June 3, 2022

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