Grapefruit Technique

Using a grapefruit (cut at the sides) with a dick sized hole through the middle for sex. You put the grapefruit on the dick, and move it up and down while also sucking on the dick.

when we did the grapefruit technique i had to cut the hole so big. I had the best sex of my life using the grapefruit technique.

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immortal technique

The best lyracist alive today and possibly ever. Not a single song boring or meaningless.
Best songs:
Point of no return
Causes of death
Dancining with the devil
Freedom of Speech
Audio technician
(Fuck it thers 2 albums an every song is intense)

"The evolution of the world bloody and dramatic
Human beings killing monkeys to conquer the planet,
The Kingdoms of Africa and Missopatania
Machine Gun your Body with depleted uranium
This is the age of microchips and titanium
The dark side of the moon and contact with aliens"
*Point of no return ~Immortal Technique

"You swallow propoganda like a birth control pill
selling your soul to the eye on the back of the dollar bill
But that will never be me coz im leaving the past
like an abused wife with the kids leaving your ass
like a drug addict clean and sober leavin the stash
Unbreakable technique leaving the plane crash".
*Leaving the past

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immortal technique

half black, half latino underground hip-hop hero.one of THE SICKEST rappers n lyricists alive today. he will tear you up in a freestyle battle or to voice his opinions on politics and the problems in the world. all of his songs have meaning. see example.

from "the point of no return"

"this is the point from which i can never return,
and if i back down now, then forever ill burn,
this is the point from which i can never retreat
coz if i turn back now there can never be peace,
this is the point from which, i will die or succeed
livin the struggle, i know im alive wen i bleed,
from now on, it can never be the same as before,
coz the place that im from duznt exist anymore."

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wisk technique

you give people hickory a certain way I DONT KNOW HOW?? i got it from tiktok and i dont have tiktok and google is a useless cow. please don't ban me because you think google is a real person because FYI google is the website i am using right now AAAA IM GONNA BANNED AREN'T I

the wisk technique is a hickey technique to give a person a hikcey or hickeis with the wisk technique using the technique of the wisk technique

Pomorenko technique

Variant of the Pomodoro technique, popular among highly successful individuals, and also some university students: Sleep 25 min, work 5 min, repeat. After 4 cycles, take a longer break and relax.

Karen says she's combined the Pomorenko technique with the 4-hour-workweek. Does that mean that she gets everything done within 20 minutes, or did she have to extend her 4 hours to an overall 35 hour week ...

Prof: I think you may have narcolepsy. You should see a neurologist so they can prescribe you some helpful meds.
Bob: No Ma'am, absolutely no narcolepsy. I'm practicing the Pomorenko technique, gives me more focus when I'm studying so I can ace the exam. It's scientifically proven!

shower technique

when u take a shit but it's one of those ones where you wipe and it just never stops so you gotta squat in the shower and spray ur asshole to get rid of the poo

bro i used half a roll of toilet paper and this shit won't stop, gotta do the shower technique

The Robot Technique

Using one's index and middle fingers in unison to pleasure a female; back and forth in a robotic penetrative action.

"I can't believe Leon used the robot technique on that girl!"