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Any person of menial skills or intelligence who, placed into a position of power, uses it to make their fellow humans miserable.
Originally used to describe the power tripping lady at the airport who thinks the world will be safe for democracy only if she seizes your toothpaste for taking it in the wrong size plastic baggie.
Man, what a crappy trip! Not only was my flight delayed, but I got all kinds of static from the TSA Trash because my piercings set off the metal detector.
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When on a server in Minecraft, you have to go into peoples houses and search them top to bottom. You would also be looking for secret entrances, bunkers, chests, and hidden loot.
Player 1: Hey, dude why are you in my house?
Player 2: I'm looking for some gold ingots.
Player 1: Man, come on this isn't the airport. You're like the Minecraft TSA.
A sexual predator with a job. Preys on children as well.
TSA agents should be registered as sex offenders.
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Being drunk to the point that you get overly touchy feely with your friends, co-workers, and/or random strangers.
Based on the Transportation Security Administration new pat-down procedures
Dan: Ut ohhhh...Chad's grabbing the bouncers ass, again!
AJ: Is he that hammered already?!?
Ryan: Nah he's beyond hammered he's TSA Drunk
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A euphemism used to make airport patrons forget they are being fondled by a security guard. Said to be used to check people for hidden weapons, but we ALL know what they really want to grab.
Geoff: ...I think I've just been molested...
Craig: What?! Why?
Geoff: ...I just got a TSA Frisking...
Craig: Ooooh...
The Stupid Americans Attitude.
It means bitchy attitude, but in the worst possible way, usually referring to someone who is in a position that gives them the right to treat people like shit without any consequences.
Most of these people were born into broken families, their parents abused them, they were not taught anything about respect, and are losers and social rejects.
You couldn't even get a job at Walmart because of your TSA Attitude and low intelligence.
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The body parts TSA agents grab and squeeze during the hands-on security pat-downs. junk, cock, balls.
He was staring so hard at my TSA Area, I thought my fly was open.
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