Tab

A Tab is a tentacled girlgamer who survives off of lolcats, Neil Gaiman books, Epica, anime, and pianos. She pretends to be bad-ass by playing FPS games until 4 in the morning but in covert fashion, only accompanied by her beast of a laptop, she fawns over figure skating then gawks about the beauty and sensuality she just witnessed on her blog; thus resulting in a fail. Tabs are also known to fail by making irrational attempts to get into Epica concerts despite being under the age of majority. Most importantly, this creature, hailing from a tiny subarctic village, generally gets pwned by sea prawns at all walks of life.

Was that a Tab I just saw in Subway playing the penis game with that super hot guy Ian?

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tab

tab tab- noun, verb, tabbed, tab-bing

1. text - a - bitch. The act of sending a text message to a girl with the intention of pursuing a sexual relationship.

" I was supposed to see Jane tonight, but I tabbed her to let her know I couldn't make it. "

"I just got a raging tab."

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Tab

Tired Ass Bitch

A woman who has nothing to offer.
A tab is short for tired ass bitch.
This tab called me again to borrow money when she hasn't even paid back the money she owed me from before.

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TAB

Trick Ass Bitch

Gomfais_-Tab. see also Gomfais

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tab

Trendy Asian Bitch

That's a TAB !

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Tab

scottish slang for a fag/cig/etc

You want tae go fur a tab?

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tab

Oxford university slang.
A student at the university of cambridge, uk.

"The varsity croquet match resulted in an embarassing loss for the tabs"

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