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A nickname that refers to the Leader of Canada's NDP, Jack Layton, because of his lack of support of the Canadian Armed Forces and his sympathy and concern for the Taliban
God, that Taliban Jack is an ass, eh?
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to do some wild as crazy shit and not care.
wow you just walked past the police chief smoking some weed while talking loudly about fucking his daughter and discussing a shipment of cocaine you have coming in next week.you wild as the taliban.
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When a girl with braces gives a guy a blowjob, and gets pubes stuck in her braces.
Ew! Look at Hannah! She has such a Taliban mustache!
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Vocal and widely despised prophet of a fundamentalist ideology whose basic tenets impose a strict ban on getting things done on time, on budget and, above all, enjoying yourself in any way, shape or form.
Gordon: You! Where's your high-visibility vest?
Innocent victim: In the raging inferno that was my office ...
Gordon: Don't give me that! The sign clearly says that high visibility clothing must be worn in this area at all times. No exceptions whatsover. The rules are the rules. They're for your own good, you know. Where would we be without any rules?
Innocent victim (sotto voce): Fucking safety taliban ...
Vocal and widely despised prophet of a fundamentalist ideology whose basic tenets impose a strict ban on getting things done on time, on budget and, above all, enjoying yourself in any way at all.
Gordon: You! Where's your high-visibility vest?
Innocent victim: In the raging inferno that was my office ...
Gordon: Don't give me that! The sign clearly says that high visibility clothing must be worn in this area at all times. No exceptions whatsover. The rules are the rules. They're for your own good, you know. Where would we be without any rules?
Innocent victim (sotto voce): Fucking safety taliban ...
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Shower sex move where you pick the girl up so she's straddling you, then do a clean and jerk and pop her up on your shoulders so you're giving her a backwards shoulder ride in the shower. All this while ensuring the shower head tickles her clit as you feast on her snatch. You will feel like you're being water boarded by a combination of h20 and pussy juice as if you were a member of the Taliban under interrogation at Guantanamo bay.
She wanted to get fucked in the shower, so I picked her up and gave her a Taliban tickler to warm her up.
correct name of "Mums 4 Liberty" terrorists
Moms for Liberty, recently rehabbed by national media as "joyful warriors," are all a fraudulent, dark-money-funded, steaming pile of horseshit masquerading as "grassroots movement". which is exactly why Minivan Taliban started trending on Twitter.
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