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That act of shitting in the shower and violently slapping the bottom of your foot making sure to splatter it onto the walls of the shower and leaving it there to dry
Man that one nasty ass Tallahassee Mudflap dude.
When a man jizz’s on his Toothbrush then proceeds to brush his teeth, swish his semen around his mouth, and swallow.
People always told me I had yellow teeth, then I tired the tallahassee mouthwasher now my teeth as my grandpas ass.
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A sexual position preformed in a warm climate environment which the female is laying on her stomach, legs closed and arms held back by the male, while he rides her. Extra points for wearing ski goggles.
"Last night I sweated my bag off when I Tallahassee Toboggan this bitty. Got pretty wet, thank God I wore my goggles."
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sodomizing a woman with a wine bottle and popping the cork off in the vag.
winston: do you hear what i did to that girl at that kenny chesney concert.
JC: no what?
winston: while we were crowd surfing i gave her the ole tallahassee tickler
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While performing anal sex you take a football and shove it in the males rectum while he thrusts the woman
Frank: Hey did you hear about Becky?
Tyler: No what about her?
Frank: I heard that her and Tom performed a Tallahassee Touchdown last night
A circle jerk amongst a group of guys, typically done in a jacuzzi, wherein each member helps stroke his brother to the right, forming a chain of sorts.
Tip: placing your left hand on the back of the person to your left will help solidify the chain, making the roundabout more tallahassee
“What’re you guys doing tonight?”
“Kevin invited us to his pool, might have a tallahassee roundabout. Wanna come?”
To crap, cum, and sneeze simultaneously, resulting in extreme relief.
Got off work and gave myself a tallahassee detox.