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When you're seven beers deep into a six-pack or halfway through a handle of Jack Daniels and you use the same excuse not to come in when your "on-call".
Joe knew that it was homecoming weekend and shit would be busy all weekend. He pounded his ninth Jim Beam/Diet Coke as he got called in to work to come help. Joe explained he coulnd't come in because he had been drinking, or in other words, he pulled a Tallahassee Newberry.
"Hey Eric, can you can come, we are short staffed tonight?". Eric replied with slurred speech, "Sorry Bro, I've been Tallahassee Newberrying all fucking weekend".
When a man jizz’s on his Toothbrush then proceeds to brush his teeth, swish his semen around his mouth, and swallow.
People always told me I had yellow teeth, then I tired the tallahassee mouthwasher now my teeth as my grandpas ass.
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A sexual position preformed in a warm climate environment which the female is laying on her stomach, legs closed and arms held back by the male, while he rides her. Extra points for wearing ski goggles.
"Last night I sweated my bag off when I Tallahassee Toboggan this bitty. Got pretty wet, thank God I wore my goggles."
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sodomizing a woman with a wine bottle and popping the cork off in the vag.
winston: do you hear what i did to that girl at that kenny chesney concert.
JC: no what?
winston: while we were crowd surfing i gave her the ole tallahassee tickler
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While performing anal sex you take a football and shove it in the males rectum while he thrusts the woman
Frank: Hey did you hear about Becky?
Tyler: No what about her?
Frank: I heard that her and Tom performed a Tallahassee Touchdown last night
A circle jerk amongst a group of guys, typically done in a jacuzzi, wherein each member helps stroke his brother to the right, forming a chain of sorts.
Tip: placing your left hand on the back of the person to your left will help solidify the chain, making the roundabout more tallahassee
“What’re you guys doing tonight?”
“Kevin invited us to his pool, might have a tallahassee roundabout. Wanna come?”
The act of providing fellatio to an elderly member of another species, while simultaneously being anally penetrated by a duck. Ducks have penises shaped like corkscrews, hence the name “Scewdriver.”
Gee wiz Tom, are you sure you wanna pull a Tallahassee Screwdriver on John F Kennedy’s grave?