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Jamaican Tamale

The act of wrapping a fruit roll up around your shlong and subsequently having someone suck you off. If you're really adventurous, throw some gushers in between and burst them as you're about to blow your load.

My main bitch was feelin kinky last night so I whipped out the ol' fruit roll up and hit her with the jamaican tamale. It was awesome.

by Fatty tatas October 26, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hot Tamale

A blowjob received from someone who has recently consumed a significant quantity of spicy food.

This may also refer to subsequent irritation or burning sensations resulting from capsaicin (the chemical known to cause spiciness) to skin contact during oral sex.

Yo, you better not take her out to Chipotle for dinner, that's just asking for a Hot Tamale

by Cold Tamale February 11, 2011

20๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wet Tamale

A particularly juicy, wet turd induced by gut wrenching Mexican food.

Cinco was awesome this year but the wet tamale experience the next day, not so much.

I paid that dirty prostitute $50 to take a dump on my glass table while I watched underneath and she pinched a wet tamale. Took a whole bottle of windex to get it streak free.

by Dick Onchin February 8, 2022


Kentucky Tamale

A Kentucky Tamale is when someone does penetration analy on someone who is halfway through taking shit.

Man Cindy gave me the Kentucky Tamale last night and now I can't walk straight.

by SnookyShooky January 18, 2023


hot tamale

When a guy shits in a sock, and smacks someone with it.

Jay Jones loves to hot tamale a girl after sex.

by The Great Wang January 13, 2009

45๐Ÿ‘ 72๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pink Tamale

A pink tamale is when you leave a great big meaty chud in a woman's vagina.

As Cindy had cock blocked Gerald on numerous occasions, he thought it would be
only fair to give her a pink tamale after she had passed out at the party.

by Jonathan Footpenis April 24, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shit Tamale

It's a term to express anger when you do something wrong

Lauren: Hi Bob

Bob: Hey Lauren

Lauren: What are you holding

Bob: A wedding cake

Lauren: Bob watch out theirs a rock on the floor

Bob tripped over the rock

Bob fell on the cake

Bob got angry and said shit tamale

by I'm going to rape you July 16, 2015

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž