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when a racist or otherwise republican woman is a bitch for no reason, when a female wants ear sex, when a woman likes douchebag men, when a person acts as if they are the daughter of satan, when any human being that has a large head refuses to shop at wal-mart. tammies can be used as a noun to refer to the 69 daughters of satan
I heard they ate popeye when he died, they were forced too as their mom was tammying and refused to buy her family food.
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When someone sews a guy's ass-cheeks together, gives him laxatives, pierces his belly-button and nipples and attaches them by a chain and hooks the chain to a ceiling fan.
Boy Walter, you just got tammied.
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The female name of choice for southern white trash who spends more time behind the bleachers instead of in them at the football game, and thinks Bartles and Jaymes wine coolers are the height of classy drinking, only to be served with Lean Cuisines.
Tammies usually end up as weathered old semi-employed sports bar hags and chair props with too much makeup looking for that special trucker or traveling salesman who might be the one to sweep her off her feet and into her fifth marriage. Tammies will normally have four kids by age 22, and by age 60 three of the four still live with her and her 6 maladjusted cats in the family double wide, which she thought it would be a wise investment, purchased with the $10,000 life insurance policy she got from the death of her first husband Earl who died drunk driving in the family station wagon. Tammies usually know the names of EVERY character in EVERY daytime soap and chats about them incessantly with her girlfriends during Bingo Night while hoping to win the $50 pot, because she’s low on the type of vodka that comes in the plastic containers. See also Luanne, Dee Dee, Doris, or Mary-Jo for other examples.
Tammie sent her son 14 year old Earl Jr. to the corner convenience store to pick up some scratch-off tickets and a carton of Virginia Slims because she didn't want to miss Jeopardy.
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The act of getting led on, used, or toyed with by a girl who clearly knows you are interested in her. It is not the same as getting friendzoned because a Tammy does not want to be your friend, she just wants to use you for money, alcohol, parties, drugs, etc.
A true Tammy will pretend to act interested in you, flirt with you, and compliment you to draw you in close in order to gain the best rewards.
"Dude, you see that girl I was with the other night? She's totally hot and totally into me!"
"Bro, you're getting Tammied. She's just using you to find out about parties, get shitfaced, and go home with other guys."
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your girlfriends friend who hooks her up with tampons
geez tammy really saved me today
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When a transsexuals tricks a Bobby into anal sex.
Roberta was seduced at the bar and was tammied.
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A person who claims their success and good fortune come about because of their spiritual beliefs but in reality it came about because of the hard work of their partner.
She is such a Showy Tammy, if not for her hard working Husband she would have nothing.