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Similar to taking a knife to a gun fight, but typically executed by a totally paranoid, uninformed idiot. Frankly, anyone with a brain would not take a knife to a gun fight; they just would not go to a gunfight.
Woody: where’s Herb?
Spencer: he got detained at security
Woody: detained at a Chargers game? Was he busted for smuggling booze?
Spencer: no, my dad is concerned about terrorists blowing up big crowds, so he always packs a taser that he bought off QVC
Woody: ah, taking a taser to a bomb site. What an idiot.
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The NFTSOA was founded on December 5, 2018, by students at Marvin Ridge Middle School with the ultimate goal of world domination via flamethrowing taser. The flamethrowing taser is a cross between a flamethrower and a taser. They want to develop a flamethrowing taser, conquer the world, and sell flamethrowing tasers on the black market. But then the club got rejected. #depression
Person 1: Let's go join the National Flamethrowing Taser Society of America
Person 2: Yeah, let's conquer the world!
Person 1: It's such excellent world domination via flamethrowing taser club
Person 2: Yeah, we can sell flamethrowing tasers on the black market
On October 28, it’s National Taser Day! Tase your friends and pretty much anyone you want to on this day!
Get tased, its October 28, you can actually taser them or taser them with your hand! It’s October 28 - National Taser Day!
Similar to slug bug.
when you see a tesla you yell "Tesla taser!" and tickle the victims ribs or arm.
"Tesla Taser!!! Buzz buzz buzz"
When you take a shit so big that the water splashes back up into your bumhole causing it to suck in
Man I got the worst chilly taser this morning it felt like a watersnake shimmieing on up there
Taser-brain is when anxiety buzzes in ones brain, making them go back and forth on a decision rapidly.
“I got total taser-brain while I was trying to call in for work, I Ended up calling in the end.”
When someone has a plummers crack and you stick a finger in their crack, and twisting your finger in magnitude of direction.
Judy had a plummers crack and Jim Tennessee Tasered her in the kitchen.