Tato is me, and Tato is super epic and poggers, Tato deserves your wallet
A big headed chilean with no job or friends who keeps sponging off of his friends to go out on weekends
Do you have money to go out?
- No, Ill have to be a tato
Someone that doesn’t care what other people names mean
Tato: “no one cares what people’s names mean sorry”
When someone Urinates in a box of instant potatoes, and then mixes it together to make mashed potatoes
Son - What's for dinner mom?
Mom - I'm not cooking, just make some Pee-tatoes
Son - I don't want those again Mom!!
the type of voice you'd hear in recordings of p*dos talking to 12 year old girls
Girl 1: Hey have you met the new guy?
Girl 2: Yeah, he has a Tato's Voice