Sigma Delta Tau

Spending Daddy's Trillions" or "Suck Don't Talk" are only a couple of the nicknames of this nationally Jewish sorority. These sisters are the hottest, not to mention richest and best dressed, women on college campuses all over the United States. Passing the torch from generation to generation of future trophy wives, they will probably marry a Zeta Beta Tau or a doctor, lawyer or banker. Even though they are referred to as STDs they are not cum dumpster slutbag whores like the Delta Gammas and are DEFINITELY not cow stomach wannabe SDT bitches like the Tri Delts (but go ahead anyway and try Delt -- everyone else has). But seriously don't hate them because they're beautiful... hate them because your boyfriend thinks so. So don't be sad if you don't get a bid from them, they are simply out of your league.

Fratboy #1: Hey look at those Sigma Delta Tau girls, I heard they blow so much coke

Fratboy #2: Nah dude, you heard wrong, I heard they blow so much COCK

Fratboy #3: No man, you both got it wrong... they blow cash and wouldn't look twice at either of you

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Phi Kappa Tau

A social fraternity devoted to being the most kick ass group of guys colleges have ever seen.

A gentleman who works hard by day and parties hard by night.

Also known as Phi Tau.

"Check out that guy...he's pretty suave...must be a Phi Tau"

"Let's go help the local Phi Kappa Tau chapter raise thousands of dollars for sick kids, then go celebrate with them at their Toga Party."

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alpha sigma tau

you can't spell fantASTtic without AST!

There may be a couple other words you can spell with AST, but this is a personal favorite of mine

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Alpha Tau Omega

Hot, smart, hard ass mothafuckas who have cast iron stomachs and blue and gold rods. We drink everyone under the table (including people from LSU), keep high GPAs, and get the hottest women. All in all, if you're a mean motherfucker with a penchant for brotherhood and fun, be an ATO.

{Ruh Rah Rega}

Ashton's an Alpha Tau Omega member, and he's fly as a motherfucker.

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alpha sigma tau

The hottest sorority known to man... best looking girls, best dancers, biggest drinkers... a parties not a party unless the AST's are there!

Frat Guy: Holy Shit, look at those hot girls dancing on that table, they must be AST's

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Alpha Sigma Tau

Alpha Sigma Tau is the best sorority around with the hottest girls who are the best drinkers dancers and partiers on the face of this planet.

Holy Shit! Those hot girls dancing on the table must be AST's! I want their hot bodies!!!

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Tau Kappa Epsilon

The nation’s largest fraternity. Devoted to recruiting and developing superior men of character. Often comprised of members representing the best in academics, athletics and social ability. Known for throwing the sickest parties on campus. Often found winning every Greek event known to man. Lacking in conceited douche bags who think popping your collar or making fun of people makes you cooler than others. Loved by women.

Random Rush: "Tau Kappa Epsilon throws a sweet party bro."
Random Rush 2: "Yeah, the guys are pretty tight too."
Guys' Female Friend: "You two go ahead, I'll have one of them walk me home..."

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