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Taylor Swift

She’s a goddess

Taylor Swift is a fucking goddess

by Falsegod September 29, 2019

9πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Taylor Swift

The new Antichrist in music yeah my ex band-mate used to be the Antichrist Superstar but she took his position.

Taylor Swift- Buy my records or else
Me- Why?
Taylor- Cause I'm the fucking Antichrist bitch and I'll eat you
Me-Yeah right (grabs chainsaw and slices her up)

by Stephen Bier Jr November 18, 2009

546πŸ‘ 444πŸ‘Ž


Taylor Swift

That girl who has 92 awards, sold over a million concert tickets, has almost 10 million followers on twitter, who sold out Madison Square Garden in 59.4 seconds.

One Person: "Taylor Swift has no talent."
The rest of the world: *gasps*

by Sophie Swift December 23, 2011

117πŸ‘ 103πŸ‘Ž


Taylor Swift

A gorgeous sorta country-ish singer who is currently VERY popular, especially among girls of all ages. Many call her talented, but...I kind of disagree. Her voice is sweet and pleasant but weak, her guitar playing is of the simplest caliber, and her songs are very very cliche, but kinda catchy. However, her hit single "You belong with me" I cannot STAND. It's overplayed and just obnoxious. "Oh, look at me, the girl my crush is dating wears high heels and short skirts, and I'm so much better and humble because I wear t-shirts and sneakers!! Oh, and she's a cheerleader so that automatically makes her a bitch! He should pay attention to me now because I'm less popular!" I'm sorry, I don't really even dislike Taylor Swift, I just can't STAND that song and i'ts message, like I said.

12 year old girl: OMG!!!!!1 TAYLOR IS SO AMAZING!! YOU BELONG WITH ME IS THE GREATEST SONG EVER!!1

Me: Taylor Swift is alright. I mean, some of her songs are kinda catchy, but "you belong with me" just makes me cringe.

by The Mandon November 22, 2010

562πŸ‘ 479πŸ‘Ž


Taylor Swift

One of those pretty nice girls . who is saddly doesn't have the talent to be a grammy winner-yet is.
The girl seams sweet,but she can't hit the right notes.
and in my opinion she is not ''the voice of the generation''!

oh and she acts country , but she's actoually just pop with some bango in the back.and she usese the same beats , and stuff.

Dude#1-Did u hear ''U belong with me'' by Taylor Swift

Dude#2-Yeah , cute song , WRONG singer!

Dude#1-But she's hot

Dude#2-I'm leaving

by TheRealDeaLL March 27, 2010

545πŸ‘ 460πŸ‘Ž


Taylor Swift

An annoying young woman who lives in a fantasy world and gets waay to much credit for writing average songs with preschool level lyrics and music so easy a coffee cup could perform it.

Person 1 : "Fuck that is an annoying song on the radio. I want to punch whoever is singing that shit right in the junk"
Person 2 : "That's Taylor Swift and you're right it is fucking terrible. She deserves a kick in the box"

by BoxerBoy987 October 29, 2009

2256πŸ‘ 1941πŸ‘Ž


taylor swift

Best female country singer on the planet.
Newcomer Taylor Swift surely had alot to prove but she bit the bullet. Her songs are playing on my local country station all the time and I don't blame the DJ's.

Best song is Stay Beautiful. :

Taylor Swift is awesome.

by esrurytdfhdfyi February 10, 2008

2060πŸ‘ 2114πŸ‘Ž