Teach me how to Bucky

Am amazing remix of "Teach me how to dougie" made by Wisconsin Badgers. the song is actually much better, if you want to see the video, google it. it was put together by students and demonstrates Badger superiority in the Big Ten!

Girl: Can you teach me how to dougie?
UW Student: No, but I can Teach you how to Bucky.
Girl: Even better! I can't wait for you to teach me how to bucky!! all my friends at Minnesota will be so jealous!

Yer da teaches zumba

Scottish insult- ''Your dad teaches zumba lessons''

The ultimate scottish insult. When this is said the recipient will proceed to get a gun and just end it all.

'Yer a bawbag''

Fuck up you, ya wee dick! Yer da teaches zumba!

*kills self**

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teach Roger Ebert to yodel

Something that is exceedingly difficult.

Students, I don't want to hear any more complaining about the term papers. You've had all semester to do this and the assignment has not changed. It's not like I'm asking you to teach Roger Ebert to yodel.

Teach it like you preach it

1. Apply your specific, previously revealed wisdom to the situation.

2. An interjection used to encourage a rant, diatribe, or other awesome monologue.

3. You're on a roll (in immediate conversation), don't stop!

Liz Lemon: Dealbreaker!
Angie Jordan: Teach it like you preach it, Liz Lemon!

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Teaching My Liver to Swim

Drinking heavily

Finals just ended and I am going to spend the entire weekend teaching my liver to swim.

teaching grandma to suck eggs

Teaching some process which should already be known, especially to a person who should already know it.

"What does this woman think she's doing? Teaching multiplication to a Calculus class is like teaching grandma to suck eggs!"

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Teach me how to Dougie

A slang used when someone wants another to teach them how to be like themselves or someone else.

Chris: "Hey did you hear Bob just landed a great job, bought a $70,000 car and has a banging chick on his arm?"

Mark: "Damn, teach ME how to dougie!"

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