Utah Teapot

The Utah Teapot is a sexual maneuver requiring three people - one man, and two women (one with a strap-on). It combines pegging and the teapot maneuver - the three people are in a line, facing the same direction.

The man is in the center, the woman wearing the strap on is in the back, pegging the man, with her hands on his shoulders, and the woman without a strap-on is in front, in the doggystyle position. Due to the orientation of those involved, the overall shape resembles that of a teapot - the woman in the front being the 'spout', the woman in the back being the 'handle', and the man being the body of the teapot.

The "Utah" correlation comes from the fact that two women and one man are required - a reference to polygamy/Mormonism/Utah.

I walked in on Dallin and his two wives, Jessica and Linda, doing the Utah Teapot the other night after temple. I then went and didn't have a drink, since it is forbidden in my faith.

Teapot Dome

When receiving a blow job outside it is so cold that her/his breath looks like steam rising from a teapot. It is customary to whistle when about to climax.

I went camping last week with Katie and it was so cold she decided to give me a teapot dome.

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Teapot Tim

A stuntman whose realname is Tim Coburn that works at WIHT/Hot99.5's morning show, The Host Morning Mess with mark and Kris.

Teapot Tim is a kickass

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Sexy teapot

When, typically, a girl poses for a photo with one arm on her hip turned to the side. Thus adopting a pose reminiscent of a tea pot, albeit a sexy one.

'Hey Josh, check out the Facebook profile pic of this girl I know'

'Wow Leon, she's hot - love the Sexy teapot pose'

pick a teapot

Another way to tell another person to have a cone/bong

“Oi Sarah, it’s your turn to pick a teapot”

peter teapot

A faggot; nigger faggot; likes juicy

Peter teapot likes juicy in his ass like a john pumpkin

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Teapot Shuffle

The pose adopted by one downloading porn; double clicking with one hand and spanking off with the other. The participant's silhouette is reminiscent of the actions of the well known nursery rhyme 'I'm a little teapot'

My cleaner walked in on me while I was doing the the teapot shuffle.

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