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A guy who tends to fall in love with every pussy he smashes.
My boss just admitted that he doesn't smash random girls while sober because he is a tender dick who would end up moving them all into his house.
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Painfully sore and swollen pussy lips from extended periods of sexual activity.
Carla and her boyfriend pulled an all night sex marathon and she ended up with the worst case of Tender Flanks she had ever had. Could barely walk.
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Small, innocent children that have to be informed of the world.
Tender lumplings everywhere, life's no fun without a good scare...
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1) Small change. Normally used in relation to 1p, 2p and 5p coins scavenged from unwashed trouser pockets or the back of sofas when in desperate need of cash. Also used in relation to inconveniently huge amounts of change given when a cashier has run out of notes.
So named because of the inconvenience caused to those on the recieving end (and those directly involved) of (and in) the transaction.
"The queue isn't moving because that bloke at the front is paying for 20 Bensons in Cunt's Tender"
"I went to the shop this morning to buy a packet of Apple Hubba Bubba. I only had a £20 note but they had no fivers or tenners! So I've now got a pocket of Cunt's Tender and a very bad case of the John Wayne hemorrhoids."
the female equivalent of a hard-on -- "when your twinky tingles"
"That hot boy gives me tender chicken"
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noun:
1. Delicious chicken dish involving a slab of boneless chicken which is dipped and fried.
2. A term which can describe any body part that the speaker chooses.
3. Can really be substituted for any noun that the speaker chooses...if they want to make it akward.
Fatty: "I like chicken tenders"
Pedophile: "I have chicken tenders in my basement..."
Robber: "You will put the chicken tenders in the bag!"
Druggie: "So...you got any chicken tenders?"
Drug Dealer: "You want some...chicken tenders?"
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having a sensitive scalp that is easily irritated during hair-styling procedures. Chiefly used among African-Americans, the term has existed for at least a century.
She was so tender-headed, her mom used to give her ibuprofen before she did her hair.
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