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termitized

Wood that has been damaged by termites.

The wood on your shed is termitized.

by Dream 12-26 October 10, 2023


professional termite

A pest control worker who gasses termites to death. Kinda like Hitler.

"Hey Mom! The professional termite is here to commit pesticide!"

"You're making him sound like Bug Hitler, Jimmy. Stop that. He's a professional termite."

by JaStriLaw May 25, 2023


vaginal termites

When you put Pop Rocks in your partner’s vagina, and proceed to have intercourse while the candy is lodged.

My boyfriend gave me vaginal termites and now I crinkle when I walk.”

by DigginBalls September 18, 2021


young termite

a young termite is a youthful termite

that was one young termite

by ode to gods bum December 7, 2020


Termit

Termit or Duren is a type of person, who plays videogames and is rude to his neighbors. He also gets drunk as fuck.

Mom : Shut up alredy Daniel.
Daniel : Leave me be, I'll be a progamer.
Mom : Oh god, but u are bronze Termit.

by VidlákŠustr February 15, 2018


My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite

Who's choking on the splinters

Gary: My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite
Vince: Can you fucking stop quoting that stupid song?
Gary: Who's choking on the splinters!

by fuckfacemcidiot December 1, 2017


termite spit

The secretion of a termite.

A termite mound is made with mud, sand and termite spit.

by Ritacca February 15, 2023