Tex-mexcellent

self explanatory.

that... chile relleno tastes tex-mexcellent!

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Big Tex

It's a big statue of a cowboy that stands in the center of the Texas State Fair every year. It actually burned down last year, 2012. It was really scary...........

Friend1: What are you guys talking about?
Friend2: The Texas State Fair. Wanna go?
Friend1: Sound cool. Wait - what about Big Tex?
Friend2: You mean that big statue thing? what about him?
Friend1: didn't you hear? He burned down!
Friend2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! -dead-

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Tex Mex

Cheap, dirty brown weed from mexico sold in Texas.

Stoner: Yo, mon! Got any KGB?

Drug Dealer: Nah, just some crappy Tex Mex.

Stoner: Cool. I'll take an ounce. I'm going to bake a big batch of brownies and give them to my sister to share with her 3rd grade class.

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tex-sex

A bastardization of tech-sex, having sex over any form of technology (phone sex, skype sex, etc)

Joey: Hell yeah got that bitch sending me nudes n shit

Bill: Hell yeah dude! Have some tex-sex!

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tex mex

A slang meaning of "Text Message".

Hold on, I've got to tex mex her.

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tex-mes

short for 'text messaging', as in mobile cell phone messaging. play off tex-mex food, who knows why.

person 1: did you send milo the email?
person 2: no, i just sent him a tex-mes so he would get it right away.

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Tex-sex

Similar to having phone sex; but instead of talking hot dirty sex to your significant other you actually are “texting” steamy hot dirt talk to your significant other

... Jane have you ever tried tex-sex with Jerry? Mike and I tex-sex for the first time last night-we really got into it!

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