shitting

1. The elimination of fecal waste through one's anus.

2. The art of expelling feces from one's anus in a manner that exceeds the definition of "pooping" or "crapping".

3. The act of making incredulous, sometimes unbelievable statements.

1. I was just in the bathroom shitting.

2. Oh God how I love shitting!

3. No fucking way, you're shitting me!

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shit

anything. absolutely anything, be it good, bad, or neither. shit altogether replaces the words: stuff, things, and other such placeholders. SHIT is the ultimate sentence filler, capible of carrying great importance or complete uselessness.

'I heard some shit about her yesterday....yeah apparently she's a whore.'
OR
'He's been involved with so much shit lately.....I mean, he just signed a record deal!!'
OR
'Help me carry this shit, my waterbottle's in it and it's wicked heavy.'

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Shit

The brown turd that comes out of the rear end of your body

Dude1: Man, I feel like shit
Dude2: You feel like poop?
Dude1: What? No you idiot I just feel bad
Dude2: *shoots* I never liked poop anyways

shit

siblings

My siblings act like a piece of shit.

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shit

"something" or "anything"

"I don't remember shit, bro"

"He didn't do shit"

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no shit

a quick and witty come back to some who states the obvious

woman behind a burger van: do you want a cheese burger? its the same as a normal burger but with cheese on

guy picking his food: no shit

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such a shit

A new-wave phrase used to say something is utterly shitty. Was first defined by Mother Russia's beloved sun.

Usually is used in the company of English speaking friends, who then start to make fun of you.

- Hey, how is the weather outside?
- Oh, it's such a shit!

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