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The hottest, sexiest, cutest people are born on this day
Person 1: when’s your birthday
Person 2: 25 February
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National crush day, on this day
ask ur crush out and don't take no for an answer, this day only rolls around once a year so go get em!
It's january 25! Let me ask my crush out so i don't have to worry about it and live life to the fullest!
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A day that beautiful human being existed
JY: what day is it today?
CY: its february 25..why?
JY: how could i forget?! Today is my day B)
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The baddest bitches were born on this day. They’re always beautiful and extremely sexy. Don’t let a November 25th baby get away.
Melissa: she’s so pretty I wish I was her
Nella: yeah she’s such a typical November 25th baby
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The baddest but funniest of them all were born on this day. They are cute, sweet, and hilarious. If you’re born on this day you have a pass to slap anyone’s ass you want only on this day.
Ben:Yo bro it’s my birthday.
Mike: it’s already May 25
Ben: yea imma go slap my crushes ass🤫
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National give any friend that is a girl a hoodie
Kyle: here's my hoodie!
Girl bsf: what for?
Kyle: it's November 25th!!!!
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All it takes to witness perfection (and buy jawbreakers)
Kevin(shoving flyer into Eddy's face): Listen dork!, Don't put your trash on my door! Yuh hear me?!
Eddy: (stares deep into Kevin's soul while Edd lurks creepily in background, cue in epic music): 25 cents...
Kevin: what?
Eddy: 25 cents, is all it takes Kevin...
Kevin: For what? Another one of your loser projects (ha ha ha)
Eddy: No, ....to see God... Have you ever wanted to see something soo beautiful, so unattainable, ...
Kevin:(stares at the abandoned Plank and says nervously) wh-wh-where's Johnny?
Eddy: He is witnessing perfection
Kevin: (suspicion grows) What do you mean, matter of fact, where is everyone today?
Eddy(raising voice): they are all a part of something far greater, ...they have seen something soo pure that their hearts can no longer turn back,...and it's right behind that door (points to huge carnival tent)
Kevin: whatever dork, take it and leave me alone
(Kevin hands over 25 cents and enters tent and sees the golden bright light. Ed morphs into gelatinous creature slithers behind him and reanimates into human form and waits for his moment)
Kevin: (gasps with terrified bewilderment as he stares into the glowing object):wh-wh-what is this?
Ed proceeds to attack/rape and/or murder Kevin while Ed and Eddy look on from outside.
Kevin screams in horror: Ah! ah! ah! get off me...get off me ahhhhh, no no nooo, ahhhh!!
Eddy (To Edd): Now. Who wants a jaw breaker
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