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to masturbate and ejaculate on your sleeping partner's hair. This was invented in Darwin Australia by a strange man called Alan.
I came home and the bitch was pissed and out of it so I alaned her.
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2. Alan
cool, charming, suave, awesome with the women. a real tough guy. the second definition of alan.
I just played some baseball, and really had an Alan time out there, and was just being a winner.
When you go into the club, just alan it. Be like him. Be cool, act cool, be cool.
Synonyms: tough guy, smart, brilliant, charming, awesome, cool, badass, the king, high and mighty, the chaffeur,the connoisseur, the pimp
Antonyms: anti-cool, loner, misogynistic, pervert, perv, wimp
Related words: tough, cool, wise, charming, the bruiser, the enforcer
Misspellings: allen, allan, allon, alon, alen, elan, alun
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A word usually shouted in the street by any males under 30 in the UK when completely drunk from the sesh, or more commonly at a festival/campsite. When complicated vocabulary is difficult to get out, drunk squads will usually acknowledge each other with an extremely loud Alan. This is usually followed up by an Alan response from the other squad, however sometimes the response is Steve.
Four guys are walking down a back street on their way back home from the club.
Guy 1 spots another similarly drunk group of friends around 200m down the road.
Guy 1: "ALAN! AAALLLLLAAAAANNNNNNN!"
A member of the other group will then turn around and shout back.
"STEEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEE!"
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a guy who’s pretty shy at first but then u get to know him and he’s the best kinda person. someone who’s hella cute and gives the best hugs. he can be goofy and loves to check himself out (it’s cute). if u have him keep him
wow he gives the best hugs
i know that’s why he’s an alan
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A sweetheart who is generous and kind. He is a hard worker who volunteers. He’s shy, got a dad bod, and a dirty mind. He is good to his family and friends. He loves football, wine, and progressive rock.
Wow, you’re so lucky! You’ve found yourself a real Alan!
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An extremely hot guy with a 10 inch penis. He is a great guy but can sometimes get pissed off easily by his friends. A real ladies man and a amazing athlete. A true sportsman in all sports. Usually the type of guy that gets all the girls.
"seen Alan lately? I really want him."
"no but I want him as well."
"Oh well I guess there won't be Alan tonight for both of us"
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The coolest person you'll ever meet. Likes Quentin Tarantino movies, and can fine special meanings in all. He also likes Sci-Fi weird movies. Can draw and paint like no other, (seriously he's going to draw the next "Creation of Adam"), he likes Frank Ocean a lot because he likes the meaning he has to his songs and how he's so different. He's really smart, like really smart, (I'm talking Einstein smart), he's witty and sarcastic. He's handsome (seriously have you seen this dude smile?)and his check bones? (Hates to refer to them as such) but wow. And above all he's kind. I think he wants to be more not knowing he's pretty much the best. You're the best.
Hey Alan, what other cool movies do you suggest?
What are you going to paint next Alan? I'm sure it's going to be great!
Be like Alan, he's great.
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